If your country was run by NCSoft, this is the kind of bull you'll see around you :
1. You rotate the tires of your car, after putting 3 tires in properly, you misalign one of the bolts on the 4th tire and suddenly ALL 4 tires magically vanish from your car due to the last error.
2. The government fights telemarketers and scammers by calling you on the phone repeatedly and daily to remind you not to fall for their scams.
3. You go to work flipping burgers at McD's. McD's will provide the beef patties and buns, but you'll have to spend your own money to buy the ketchup and mustard you'll be using. This is done because you are already gaining the benefit of improving your burger flipping skillz. And at the end of the day's shift, you'll be paid with random bits of salt and cheese, or, ketchup, mustard and burger recipes if you are lucky.
4. Sky divers and bungee jumpers will die in mid air after falling for 8-10 seconds, way before they hit the ground.
5. Once a bird folds its wings in, they are unable to unfurl them for 10 seconds afterward due to their cool down period.
6. Swimming is not part of the Olympics, because everyone sinks like a rock and drowns.
7. Only one place in the entire continent has common devices such as kitchens, sewing machines and workbenches.
8. You can be an 8th dan black belt, but a single elite thug 10 levels lower than you in an alley can single handedly kick your behind.
9. ... unless you have a gun. In that case you can just kite him around for 10 minutes while not taking a single hit.
10. Even if you somehow manage to defeat the elite thug, chances are he will only have lint and paperclips in his pocket. It is also possible to have a crime boss without a wallet at all.
11. All newspapers are made of a transparent material, and the papers will use a wide variety of colors for text so no matter which way you face, the background will ALWAYS interfere with something you are trying to read.
12. There is no such thing as horses.
13. Your best chance to invade another country is when its condition is "Invulnerable", because you can quietly sneak in, kill the guards and spawn camp their president.
14. Actually there is really no reason to go to war, because even shooting someone in the head is pointless since no one ever dies permanently. But the leaders of various countries continue to insist on waging wars against each other.
15. There is no such thing as a Purple Cross medal. In fact, if you are wounded in combat or fall unconscious, the government takes AWAY a medal.
16. There is no industries and no incentive to produce anything, because it costs more to buy the materials to make something than you can sell the finished product for.
17. Falling is the leading cause of death, more than cancer, car accidents and wars combined.
18. You must not pick apples too fast from a tree, or the apple would vanish right before your eyes as "you have stopped gathering".
19. Everyone has legs and can walk, but you can only walk for 1 to 2 minutes at a time before you have to rest due to some global catastrophe hundreds or thousands of years ago limiting walking time for everyone.
20. One third of your country's citizens are robots.
21. One fifth of them are hell bent in stealing from you, scamming you or trying to get your passwords.
22. Most of the people who look like women are actually men.
23. There are a few citizens with their noses so far up the government's posterior that they will insist everything is just fine regardless of how stupid the world is.