have a video where i get an ace (whole team vs me) and I want to make it into a dank video with fast forwards, music, and dank memes. How much will this cost?

Question, how dank are we talking? Like bitches and weed and guns dank or what? On a scale of 1 to dank how dank do you want this video? Please get back to me, depending on what it scores on my dank o meter we can figure out a price

Dank you,
-lwe12345