Quote (FloraFreak @ May 20 2012 02:41am)
some back story please ?
once upon a time, there was a great magical wizzard, now this wizzard wore one of each colors and many would call him weird, at first glance he looked gay, but that's because he was. He abducted children to play video games on an old TV, watching them get frustrated while playing the shitty games, tormenting them with each passing second, but some of them managed to escaped, lets call this one Ed. Ed was a simple guy, just a few scars here and there, not much, had tentacles btw. One day while watering his dog, a paparazzi came to him and shot a few photos of him. Enraged by the randomness, Ed watered his camera and surprisingly, it grew flowers. But not just any flowers, it grew dildos. Why dildos? well this reminds me of the other story where this other guy grew a dickfarm. One day he went to his local sex shop and bought all the dildos, with a smirk upon his face and a weird you-know-there's-gotta-be-something-wrong-with-that-guy look on the cashier. Anyway, he took the 21 dildos in his car while everyone was looking at him as if he was a nutcase, but the plan didn't stop there, he wanted to plant the dildos in his garden and watch as everyone in the neighbourhood thought he was a crazy homo. But the strangest thing was that the dildos grew with each passing day, but how? well this was because each night he would pull the dildos up by little to make them look as if they actually grew, but one day... they were all simply gone! and... wait what was I talking about?