i know im a damn american
well actually for a school project i made fried candybars
top five worst foods in the world

ironically beaten by thin potatoe chips

Seriously who woulda thought potato chips were worse than a friend candybar.

ok, ima going to throw u a lesson of cooking fries directly from a potato, sorry for my sloppy english 'bout this but not sure how to write certain words.
ok so u need
2-3 potatoes
a knife
hands
garlic - no too much
carrots
pepper
salt
paprika a bit, not fresh the one which is powdered.

u start by cutting the potatoes in a nice piece like the frenchfries but bigger, u throw in some small pieces of carrots and garlic
put salt + pepper + powdered salt in there
put in oven till u see that godly look thar
cum several times in the window of the oven because of the sight
oven open after cleaning up
throw a steak on a frying pan or w/e do it like u do it and then u fukki' eat it.
u can throw egg or two wiff it or not, i normally don't cos my mother does this 4 me
i just om nom nom

gg.

fuck dis ima throw u steak lesson 2

so u got some .........






........ brb gotta cook got hungry, LOL

This post was edited by mxO on Dec 30 2009 02:40am

ive done that twice

really loled

ok so the steak
first of all, its going to be awesome, so if you're reading this you can't back down, so make sure you have:
self done minced meat, or bought one, but they fail
powdered paprika
powdered pepper
salt
lil bit of butter or oil
ONION

throw butter, throw meat, make it brown, throw onion make it brown, throw paprika salt pepper and make it a bit reddish and then let it B thar till u feel the waves
and then

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

it hasnt to be shaped like a steak, it can be in lil pieces 2


This post was edited by mxO on Dec 30 2009 03:22am

LMAO @ cooking lessons

as an amateur cook i think you didn't provide enough information :/ And i don't eat paprika ._. :((

paprika isn't so important, you can live without, gives a nice touch in the food
i can make video which shows each step seperately and explains everything very clearly

keke D:

BTW FUCK PARKINSONS DISEASE AND ANYTHING OF THE SORT
just watched some fucked up shit and am currently crying like a little girl
sooo
god once again
you have /failed me