Lmao'd
Uncomfortable Plot Summaries:# 25TH HOUR: White New Yorkers commit crimes against both law and ethics; feel bad for being caught, rather than for doing it at all.
# 300: Gays kill blacks.
# 8 MILE: White man successfully coopts black culture to impress other whites.
# A CIVIL ACTION: Underqualified lawyer doesn’t listen to clients, royally botches case.
# A CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES: Social deviants make life difficult for genius.
# A CRY IN THE DARK: Dogs eat baby, confusion follows.
# ALIEN: Ship fails to deliver cargo, crew don’t get bonus.
# ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
# AMADEUS: Man with health problems receives help from rival.
# AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON: Tourist causes riot.
# ATLAS SHRUGGED: Selfish industrialist destroys economy.
# AUNTIE MAME: Spinster exposes child to sexual fetishists, socialists; thwarts marriage to good Republican girl.
# BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
# BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome.
# BENJI: Family abandons beloved pet, forcing it to engage in a dangerous cross-country journey.
# BEOWULF: Colonists hire assassin to drive natives from land.
# BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA: Redneck trucker kills Chinese immigrants.
# BILLY ELLIOT: Union worker turns back on strikers for personal gain.
# BLADE: Obsessed loner stalks minority group.
# BLADE RUNNER: Man with no apparent skill stumbles into escaped robots, fails to kill most, fucks one.
http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/04/uncomfortable-plot-summaries/