How the fuck can I be so bad at wrapping presents?

some people are born with it some people aren't

because you're a man.

Just going to cover these shits in a glorious amount of ribbons and bows.

It's like your life personified in a single wrapping style.

or buy real headphones.

i have real headphones when i go out l:
my current headset the mic is loose

clip-on or table mic?

Got myself ATR-2500 mic from amazon for 48$, using with MDR-1R phones. Quite good. Otherwise zalman clip-mic with some decent headphones.

Headsets really suck. Even sennheisers.

I have that zalman clip mic. It's like $5 and it's pretty clear, and yes headsets suck. Get the two seperate.