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Quote (Toddler @ Dec 16 2009 05:01pm)
Slow down, charles manson.


Helter Skelter was a good book
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Quote (Toddler @ Dec 17 2009 01:01am)
Slow down, charles manson.


charles manson himself did never stab someone with a knife in his life !!!!!!

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Dec 16 2009 05:12pm
Lols. Site is now online.
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Quote (RoOkieTeRra @ Dec 16 2009 06:09pm)
charles manson himself did never stab someone with a knife in his life !!!!!!


You're a knife in his life.
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Quote (Veilside @ Dec 17 2009 11:12am)
Lols. Site is now online.


lol awesome


i like this one



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All email addresses entered for these promotional draws were randomly inputted from an internet resource database using the Synchronized Random Selection System (SRSS).

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The beneficiary is responsible for the remittance charge of the prize to his/her country.

To claim your prize, please contact your claims agent below, and demand for your lottery claiming form.

MRS ANA SANCHEZ
BANCCAIXA  ESPANA
AVDA. GENERALITAT,14
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ALICANTE VALENCIA
TEL: 0034.693.548.407
e-mail: bancaixaspain@terra.es
                                         
                                 

SINCERELY
JUAN FERNANDO HERNБNDEZ
(PRESIDENT)





and this one





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ATTN: Lucky Winner


We are pleased to notify you the "Winner" of our Internet Lottery draws. This is a reward program for the patronage of internet services and all email addresses entered for this promotional draws were randomly selected from an internet resource database of of registered software and domain users.


Reference Number: NLS 11 EU 2009
e-ticket number: 765-45556453 098
Category: A
Amount: $2,500,000.00 (Two Million, Five Hundred Thousand Dollars)


You may wish to establish contact with your claims agent via e-mail with the particulars presented below:


CLAIMS AGENT.
Name: Thomas Ward
Tel::+31 619 551 210
Email: thomas_ward@yahoo.cn


In line with the governing rules of claim, you are requested to furnish your claims agent With the following information:


1. Full names
2. Address
3. Occupation
4. Tel/Fax
5. Nationality
6.  Winning Reference Number


Yours faithfully,
Rick Komar
Promotions Co-ordinator



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Dear Friend,

  I work as an international auditor for a reputable Bank (ALM) Asset Liability
Managerial department monitoring five branches including Singapore, Belgium
and Netherlands. I have taken pains to find your contact through personal
endeavors which I may explain to you upon your response.
A possible family member of yours (name withheld for security reason) died
nine months ago leaving behind an investment totaling a very tidy sum with my bank.
With interest at today's value, the said investment has grown considerably.
His lawyer has since notified my department of the sudden death of the said
investor in a car crash and the lawyer has also asked us to check through our records
to see who his client may have indicated as next
of kin to the investment, since the fiance (Derby Myrthe) who was indicated
in his WILL as beneficiary to most of his properties also died in the same car crash.

Findings and verification as auditor in the bank has led me to realize that
the investor has also named his
fiance as next of kin to the investment. We have as yet not informed anyone
of this because of the
implications, the investor's lawyer will obviously handover his properties
including the investment to the
government which will in turn be shared amongst undeserving government
officials. However, because of
the relevance of the sameness of your surname and you being a possible
relative to the late investor, we
are making you this proposal since my boss and I can provide you with much
needed information to claim
the investment.

You are guaranteed that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement
that will protect you from any
breach of the law, as the funds did not originate from terrorism or drugs,
but through inheritance.
Please kindly reply through my private email (albertmaes07@aol.com) to
confirm your full name, telephone
and fax number to enable us discuss and facilitate all due process regarding
this transaction.

Yours truly,
Albert Maes.


This post was edited by WhyteLinux on Dec 16 2009 06:21pm
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rubber soul is finally out for rockband!
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my 'posts per day' is going down!
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Quote (ZeRo-Europa @ Dec 16 2009 09:08pm)
http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kul5zq3ssS1qzxpwao1_500.jpg


whats an poster
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Quote (duCk_a @ Dec 16 2009 07:07pm)
my 'posts per day' is going down!


hah, mine's been down!

radiohead should be coming out with another one soon..samesies with the strokes

This post was edited by hllmalex on Dec 16 2009 08:15pm
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