seriously, does THAT look harmful? ppffffft

its true, but when you go in for the french kiss... POW! Noms for the whole family.
just like chicks with dicks

hmm you've got quite a valid point

and so do the chicks, you just dont see their 'point' until its too late

Im bored

A man can never be bored with a beard.

i got a beard and i am bored from time to time. then i go shave. kills 3-4 hours of boredom.

See, you always have a fallback.

I could shave i guess, bt im not going anywhere today, no need to adjust my beard.

Tuedat. Save it for special occasions.
How you been bro?