Quote (Toddler @ Aug 22 2010 02:45pm)
If I awoke from my slumber with a spider on my face, I would proceed to make sure to drink shots of zippo lighter fluid, then put a lighter next to my mouth so I breathe fire like a dragon (also in the process, my lungs are seared and I will soon die) while screaming: "YOU CAN FIND ME, YOU CAN NAME ME, BUT YOU CAN'T TAME ME"
I honestly have no idea what that has to do with getting a spider off of my face, or spiders in general, but that's how i'd want to die if such an event occurred.
won't you burn the little hooligan?