spiders are fucking assholes
woke up with one on my face once, god damn.

happens often here in the woods. when i am bored i go out and wrestle with bears

my brother had one spin a web over his mouth while he was sleep a few years back >.<



fucking champ

This post was edited by mamllee on Aug 22 2010 12:42pm

i hate you're avatar

dayum norris ain't got shit on you




how can you hate it
it's going like pew pew pew

This post was edited by TheShattered on Aug 22 2010 12:43pm

I hate your avatar.

i slowpoke

i poke slow

oh no u didnt

If I awoke from my slumber with a spider on my face, I would proceed to make sure to drink shots of zippo lighter fluid, then put a lighter next to my mouth so I breathe fire like a dragon (also in the process, my lungs are seared and I will soon die) while screaming: "YOU CAN FIND ME, YOU CAN NAME ME, BUT YOU CAN'T TAME ME"

I honestly have no idea what that has to do with getting a spider off of my face, or spiders in general, but that's how i'd want to die if such an event occurred.