[3:34:46 AM] daughters: one day you'll be with a girl
[3:34:49 AM] daughters: and she'll be like
[3:34:52 AM] daughters: put it in my butt
[3:34:53 AM] daughters: and you're like
[3:34:57 AM] daughters: yeah im gonna put it in your butt
[3:34:59 AM] daughters: and she's like
[3:35:00 AM] daughters: do it
[3:35:05 AM] daughters: and im like
[3:35:08 AM] daughters: okay im gonna do it
[3:35:10 AM] daughters: and so you start doing it
[3:35:12 AM] daughters: and she's like
[3:35:13 AM] daughters: HARDER
[3:35:16 AM] daughters: and so you go too hard
[3:35:20 AM] daughters: and you like
[3:35:24 AM] daughters: the friction is too much
[3:35:31 AM] daughters: and you rip your urethra ever so slightly
[3:35:39 AM] atom: (highfive)
[3:35:46 AM] daughters:
[3:35:51 AM] daughters: anyways
[3:35:53 AM] daughters: the biggest sin in cooking
[3:35:56 AM] daughters: is unsalted butter.
[3:37:14 AM] atom: after being good m8s with you for x amount of years
[3:37:22 AM] atom: i've learned to just not expect a seamless transition
[3:37:25 AM] atom: from one topic to the next
[3:37:28 AM] atom: so i just roll with it.