yes, he has toys.
and a shitload of rawhides like 3 feet from where everything was.
i think he likes the house better.

There was a thread for most embarrassing moments in another forum Im on, and yeah, this one just about made me vomit.

I'll probably delete this

but when I was with my ex, he liked ass play. So he would stick his fingers in my bum

Well one night, he was fingering my ass, and then he put his finger in my mouth

Gross right?

about a full minute later, I thought "I don't remember getting any gum"

And then I almost puked. A small turd was in my mouth and I thought it was gum!

Nobody cares like a bear

Her own fault, honestly.
L2poop better.

Well she can get over the whole ass play, if your man is into that shit and you don't take precautions, it's just asking for a shitty time.
no pun intended.

/e
In response to a thread about worst fears, someone posted something biting them while in a portapotty.

> Be in construction in AZ
> Have to take a shit bad
> Oh god, portapotty is hot as balls
> Sit down
> Drop a deuce more massive than the bomb dropped on hiroshima
> Feels good man
> Tickling my balls
> what da fuq?
> Stand up quickly
> Oh god, scorpion is latched on my balls
> It's stinging, nonstop
> Scream and flail around, cant get it off
> Knock over portapotty
> Shit, piss and chemicals wash all over me
> Oh god, stinging won't stop
> Punch open door, crawl out crying for Jesus to help me
> Workers run over, staring at me while i'm covered in shit and tp
> Ask for help
> They leave me to die

This post was edited by Toddler on Mar 21 2012 04:06pm

Mother fucking Cirque De Soleil coming to my town this weekend. later nerds

such a fucking rad show.
can't believe i used the word rad.
that's how rad it is.
saw them when i saw criss angel in vegas.
also get on steam.