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#45151
Mar 3 2012 07:45pm
The next person that cuts me off just to turn half a block later is getting throat fucked with a barracuda.
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#45152
Mar 3 2012 07:47pm
Quote (Akaris @ Mar 3 2012 08:45pm)
The next person that cuts me off just to turn half a block later is getting throat fucked with a barracuda.


just do what i do
i kindly let them be a fucking waste of a potential facial/pearl necklace/swallow/whatever, but i memorize their plates.
once i get wherever i'm going, i key the fuck out of the car next to me.
and i write a note saying "hey brodude, i saw this guy key the shit out of your car, here's his plates [cutter-offer's plates]
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#45153
Mar 3 2012 07:49pm
Quote (Toddler @ Mar 3 2012 07:43pm)
what a coincidence
i love chocolate shakes and unicorns and rainbows.
i can date her for 3 months before i'm 18 and it's illegal
match made in heaven.


o_o..

Id have to do to you what akaris is threatening to do to bad drivers

xD

Quote (Akaris @ Mar 3 2012 07:45pm)
The next person that cuts me off just to turn half a block later is getting throat fucked with a barracuda.


You could never live here, that happens ALL the time. I swear people from OK are the worst drivers Ive ever encountered, and thats saying a lot considering I used to drive in D.C. and Virginia.

Quote (Toddler @ Mar 3 2012 07:47pm)
just do what i do
i kindly let them be a fucking waste of a potential facial/pearl necklace/swallow/whatever, but i memorize their plates.
once i get wherever i'm going, i key the fuck out of the car next to me.
and i write a note saying "hey brodude, i saw this guy key the shit out of your car, here's his plates [cutter-offer's plates]


Lol damn, that is fucked up.

This post was edited by Xandriia on Mar 3 2012 07:49pm
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#45154
Mar 3 2012 07:53pm
Quote (Toddler @ Mar 3 2012 07:47pm)
just do what i do
i kindly let them be a fucking waste of a potential facial/pearl necklace/swallow/whatever, but i memorize their plates.
once i get wherever i'm going, i key the fuck out of the car next to me.
and i write a note saying "hey brodude, i saw this guy key the shit out of your car, here's his plates [cutter-offer's plates]


was on Reddit.

Quote (Xandriia @ Mar 3 2012 07:49pm)
o_o..

Id have to do to you what akaris is threatening to do to bad drivers

xD



You could never live here, that happens ALL the time. I swear people from OK are the worst drivers Ive ever encountered, and thats saying a lot considering I used to drive in D.C. and Virginia.



Lol damn, that is fucked up.


people would die in old testament proportions
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#45155
Mar 3 2012 07:55pm
Quote (Akaris @ Mar 3 2012 08:53pm)
was on Reddit.



people would die in old testament proportions


except i've actually done it.
it's the most amazing feeling in the world.
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#45156
Mar 3 2012 07:58pm
Quote (Akaris @ Mar 3 2012 07:53pm)
was on Reddit.



people would die in old testament proportions


Im never alone in the car anymore, so I have to keep my road rage in check. Sucks.


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#45157
Mar 3 2012 08:18pm
Pregnant sex is icky
I just can't find prego women attractive. its 100x worse than being fat.
I mean your not just screwing a chick, your screwing a chick and a baby.

I realize that sex gets less interesting over time. i dated a girl for 2 years.
But why not make the most of it while its still fun?
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#45158
Mar 3 2012 09:35pm
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Mar 3 2012 10:20pm
Quote (DB_odin @ Mar 3 2012 08:18pm)
Pregnant sex is icky
I just can't find prego women attractive. its 100x worse than being fat.
I mean your not just screwing a chick, your screwing a chick and a baby.

I realize that sex gets less interesting over time. i dated a girl for 2 years.
But why not make the most of it while its still fun?


Dude, that is a super fucked up thought process.

No, you are not fucking a baby. Jesus.
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#45160
Mar 3 2012 10:54pm
can any of you m8's do me a quick favor

i need u to take these pictures ( in order and just put them beside each other and underneath the picture put the corresponding weight

Got a new OS and no PS or paint on this pc

<3

http://img822.imageshack.us/i/securedownload55.png/
Weight - 210

http://img846.imageshack.us/i/securedownload1111.jpg/
Weight - 180

http://img822.imageshack.us/i/securedownload41.jpg/
Weight - 170

http://i.imgur.com/2CDqr.jpg
Weight - 158
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