Quote (Mephisto @ Feb 27 2012 03:49pm)

yeah dodge my awesome xl joke.
afk crying

Quote (nerobellum @ Feb 27 2012 07:48pm)

one time i was doing 130 on the freeway at like 4am and a cop pulled me over and i said "these are not the droids you're looking for" when he walked up to my window, and because it made him laugh he lowered my clocked speed so that i wouldn't get fucked in the ass

that's the only ticket i have

Quote (FloraFreak @ Feb 27 2012 03:50pm)

I have been pulled at 100, and got the ticket for 72

once I saw he was there, I just pulled over.  I think I came to a stop before he even got onto the highway, respect works too.

Quote (nerobellum @ 28 Feb 2012 00:50)

nobody cares about your gerdick

you're an uncut eurotrash smegmabeast and us civilized human being wants nothing to do with you

heil

Quote (Mephisto @ Feb 27 2012 03:53pm)

you make me cry.

Quote (nerobellum @ Feb 27 2012 07:51pm)

yeah i always address them as "officer" instead of "sir" or "ma'am" and tell them when i am going to reach for something, as well as do my best to make them laugh.

Quote (nerobellum @ 28 Feb 2012 00:53)

es ist party angesagt

Quote (FloraFreak @ Feb 27 2012 03:54pm)

I used to, but once I got my familyofacop Gold card...


Lucky I even stop.

Quote (nerobellum @ Feb 27 2012 07:56pm)

is your lucky lady an officer of the law?