Quote (nerobellum @ Feb 26 2012 01:13am)
one time a girl as at my house and she was in my room and she found the rope i use for sex and she was like, "what's the rope for?" and i was like, "if i tell you, then we have to use it." and she said, "oh, nevermind! ^_^" and she didn't have the slightest clue what i was talking about.
my roommates' friends are dumb
also last night i had a dream that will smith came into my work and asked my boss specifically for me, and then i shot the shit with will fucking smith and he asked me what kind of shit he should buy, and said, "i'll get whatever you recommend -- i trust you, nick" and so i got him a thick off-white pinstripe jacket with one button and a narrow lapel, with matching slacks with half leg pleats, plus a black and red vest and a white shirt that came with cuff links in the shape of "WS" and a tie that was some color that doesn't exist in reality.
all day today while i was at work, i kept waiting for will smith to come in and ask for me by name, and it made by day so much more exciting.
ah, I see the multiple drugs havent worn off yet tonight.