Quote (nerobellum @ Jan 23 2012 03:53pm)

Merchant worms won the game!
Assassin Swash says: WHAT
Piss Paladin njaguar says: NO
Assassin Swash says: What a nigger
Saboteur Kevmeister says: cheater
Saboteur Kevmeister says: banned for lifetime
Merchant worms says: =^___^=
Saboteur Kevmeister says: afk slitting

worms is the Emperor of the Universe!
Watching Swash play was like beating my head against a brick wall. Even moreso.
njaguar cries quietly.
Kevmeister hanged himself shortly after the game.

Quote (Sane @ Jan 23 2012 06:54am)

The amount of hacks you've used is uncountable.

Quote (nerobellum @ Jan 23 2012 04:12pm)

Client: Can you scan this printout for me and make it a PDF so I can email it to someone?

Me: Sure, but since I’m scanning a printout, it’s not going to look that great.

Client: I have the original file that was emailed to me if you think that will work better.

Me: Is it a PDF?

Client: Yeah.

Silence.

Client: Oh.

Quote (Akaris @ Jan 22 2012 11:48pm)

college baseball
hurt shoulder
icy hot
bathroom break

Quote (Xandriia @ Jan 23 2012 07:14am)

Quote (nerobellum @ Jan 23 2012 04:12pm)

Client: Can you scan this printout for me and make it a PDF so I can email it to someone?

Me: Sure, but since I’m scanning a printout, it’s not going to look that great.

Client: I have the original file that was emailed to me if you think that will work better.

Me: Is it a PDF?

Client: Yeah.

Silence.

Client: Oh.

Quote (nerobellum @ Jan 23 2012 09:16am)

i'd like to congratulate you, since cami is out of her horrifying typical baby phase and into the adorable little girl phase

who's eyes did she get?