nor anything like looking your dog in the face when he shits out tin foil and he knows exactly why he's never going to dig through the trash again

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hi...asl?

You: 20 f usa

Stranger: 24/m/usa

You: coolio :3

You: where do you live?

Stranger: georgia...you?

You: southern california

Stranger: fun stuff

You: mmmhmm

Stranger: so what are you on this site for?

You: to talk to strangers

You: there's a lot of boys here

Stranger: there are

You: what about youu

Stranger: me....i want to have a pic exchange with ladies...maybe you, if you want

You: what did you have in mind, stranger?

Stranger: well, i was hoping at first for a little present from you....(my b-day is in a couple days)....would you be willing to show me some nice pics of you, provided the never go anywhere

You: surely, you have to do something for me, though

You:

Stranger: of course

You: promise?

Stranger: i swear

You: okay then

You: SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

You: WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE

You: BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS, MEN

You: IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL

You: THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME

You: HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY

You: AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROW

You: AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE

You: WHITE

You: WHALE

You: HOLY

You: GRAIL

You: can you do that for me, sweetie?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

good stuff

I shuddered a little bit

When my wife told me someone at her work had make her a chocolate pie and it was in the fridge this is what I expected to find.



What I did find was the most diabetes inducing, tooth eroding, borderline orgasmic thing I have ever had in my entire life. This coming from someone who isn't even that big of a fan of chocolate.

This post was edited by Akaris on Jan 15 2012 08:38am

it can always be more chocolate.

He's doing it right.

Screw these greedy anime-loving gfx nerds.

Crazy kids ben crazy?

Ohai, long time no see.

Right. Dont ask me where i went because ive got no idea.