Here's a fact: robbers can walk into your home any time they want, make a sandwich, use your bathroom and play with your mom's titties. The most important rule to avoiding accidents with guns is to: BE CAREFUL! Everybody knows that guns save lives, but did you know that guns can end lives too? In fact, they can end just as many lives as they save, and possibly even more if you don't follow common sense safety rules.
Safe kids know that the only way to shoot someone safely is if you have good aim, and the only way to get good aim is to practice shooting all the time. But first, you need to know what robbers look like. Here's what to look for:
-Any time you see a dark silhouette in your home at night, it could be a robber (see right). Make him or her think twice about breaking in with those balloons. Open fire!
-Robbers love to use disguises. Sometimes they look like the mail man, or the guy who reads meters from the power company. Don't be fooled! Pump off a couple warning rounds in the air to let them know you're serious about safety!
-Sometimes robbers even look like pets. Stay alert! It could be your neighbor's pet. It could be your own. Dogs eat food that isn't their's all the time, but if you did the same thing at a restaurant, you'd get arrested or worse! Why should dogs get away with it? Teach dogs that the only free meal in life comes at you at 800 mph, and is made of lead.
This post was edited by duCkk on Aug 2 2010 12:05pm