DAE get scared while eating fast food around fat people?

I always think they'll shed their skin and reveal their bear-ly underlay.

#blazeit

my nigga.

o u

Met this chick at a house party, she takes me back to her place. We get on the bed, she's on top, takes her shirt off, we start kissing and awkwardly start bumping teeth and laugh it off. She tells me to take her bra off, fingers are fumbling while I think is this a fucking trap door? She takes it off, gets on her knees and almost gives me head but then asks if I eat pineapples and I said no why? She said it makes my cum taste better so she leads me out to the kitchen to get some pineapple. I told her she has a nice place and then I saw an orange box and ask what cereal that is. She said its "Reese's Puffs" and I said, "like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups" and she said "yah like the candy". I said "back the fuck up, you eat candy for breakfast" and she said it's not candy its reese's puffs cereal. I pour a bowl and take a bite and love it and tell her and she says, "and it's part of a good breakfast too". I say, "It's reese's, for breakfast" and storm out and piss in her washing machine. I'm not gonna fuck some chick that eats candy for breakfast. She was a fat bitch too.

lmao, i was almost expecting a prince of bel-air at the end of that

tanner you worry me sumtim

She was a fat bitch too.