order pizzas every night for a month.

Ordering from every take out place for miles is already on the list.

This post was edited by FloraFreak on Mar 23 2013 09:33pm

call cops and say your friend from (address) said they were going to kill themselves and hasn't answered your phone calls
for when shit really hits the fan, anyway.

I'd need a pay phone for this.

those are surprisingly hard to find around here.

also, post her address on tons of craigslist adds offering people to come pick stuff up / shes selling something in person or something else

e/ or pay me a lot of money.

ee/ post it on another site where people who will chan nel ignorance toward someone without any proof required and only need an address

This post was edited by TheReborn_Magi on Mar 23 2013 10:38pm

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Was gonna say this, youd need a really good fucked up story though. Cuz you know, not our personal army and all.

Send them ladybirds from amazon.

you 100% sure its her address?