he was, i believe, referencing the joke someone made in some show or movie

it usually just washes out. just from my experience - it never leaves a permanent stain.
When your g/f lives with you, you learn to only buy darker colored sheets. That helps to.
unexpected "cycles" happen ya know.

Try kool aid.

if it's relatively fresh it should come out reasonably well. Worst was when I stumbled up into my bedroom after a house party and found blood finger paintings all over my fuking wall. She had even painted on my polywhirl pillow

Still runs about daily in sweden, have been for like 3 yrs now, and it sucks.

holy shit did that joke go way above your heads...

GDGC = dumb as bricks.

Or, did the troll responses go over yours?

Nah, women can't troll.

lol