Some people don't see personality and beauty, only vaginas.

she walked into the house last night at like 2:30 after bars closed and alll i heard was

"EEEEEEEEEE IIII AM DUHHHH-RUUUNKKKKK WAAAHAHAHAHA"

and it killed MY buzz

1. Open doors to porch
2. put her outside
3. close
4. lock
5. open a bottle of good whiskey to calm your socks down
6. call police and report a drunk person yelling in your front yard
7. laugh while they drag her drunk ass to jail in order to sober her up

oh, my great grand-dad, he died of cancer
from smoking too many cigarettes.
but i must confess, that he did quite profess
to being the coolest motherfucker i ever met.

that's 'cause smoking makes you cool,
yeah, smoking makes you rule.

so just light up a smoke, and you'll never go broke
and you'll be the most popular kid in school,
the coolest kid in school.

revoking man card

^^

It's okay i gave it to her.

who wouldnt?

O u.

i bet she smells like fish, no room for her vadge to breathe with those massive thighs