[06:59] jen miles: i have a bf
[06:59] jen miles: but i want to try dp
[06:59] jen miles: and he said yes if i find the right person
[06:59] we are softspoken: >right person
[06:59] we are softspoken: >/soc/
[07:00] we are softspoken: I'll fly out there and DP you but I've got some terms.
[07:00] jen miles: lol
[07:00] jen miles: it has lots of horny men
[07:00] jen miles: lol
[07:00] we are softspoken: One, I get the front. I don't like poop on my penis.
[07:00] we are softspoken: Two, we have to listen to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNOVgsYqsZk[07:00] we are softspoken: Three, I want you guys to call me Bobby Fischer while I'm putting it in you
[07:01] we are softspoken: Whenever one of you is about to cum, you have to scream "CHECK!"
[07:01] we are softspoken: And as you cum, you've got to scream "CHECKMATE!"
[07:01] jen miles: lol
[07:01] we are softspoken: And while I'm there we have to call your house Rook House
[07:02] we are softspoken: Furthermore, whenever I walk into a room that one of you is in, you have to greet me with, "All I ever wanted to do... Was play chess with you."
[07:02] we are softspoken: and I'll call you a racial slur and at that moment you've got to leave.
[07:02] we are softspoken: Do we have a deal?
[07:02] jen miles: that is weird
[07:02] jen miles: no thanks
[07:03] we are softspoken: Knight to e4