If i ever say bro in a serious sentence punch me in the skull

nero's plan to save money on his date tomorrow, use sparingly and on first date only:

important parts are italic

prelude
she wants to get her septum pierced, so i'm taking her to the shop my friend works at at he's doing it for free.

cost: 0$

act 1: disposable heroes
i'm going to buy two disposable cameras from walmart and we're going to walk around the pier/park and take pictures. of course, i'll be sneakily taking pictures of her doing cute things and then once we're out of film, i'll take them to get developed on our way home and i'll give her the pictures on our second date, EXCEPT FOR ONE PICTURE OF HER, WHICH I WILL KEEP. this is cheap, fun, memorable, and provides for some laughs or some shit on the second date.

10$ for cameras, ??$ for development

act 2: are you being koi with me?
you socal folks may know of fashion island in newport, and if not you may know that i have a retarded dog who needs a new collar because he's dumb and chewed his tags off a few nights ago. if you still don't know that, you may know that bitches love animals. on our way to fashion island i'll stop at petco to run inside and buy my idiot a new collar, and i'll also grab some fish food to bring with us. fashion island is an outdoor mall with some coolio little shops to walk around and window shop at, and there's a koi pond with walk ways in the center, so we'll hang out there for a bit, feed the fish, and then get dinner ourselves.

cost: 40$ for fish food and lunch, dog collar not included because fuck him.

final act: sing me the song of your people
on our way back to my place we'll have to pass the recording office my friend gained access to after buying a drum set from a dude. we also happen to have a couch and a bunch of grandpa guitars around. cmajor, dmajor, gmajor.

cost: 0$, unless you're counting the price for condoms - i'm not trying to compete with xan, here.

encore:

more condoms

I look forward to our date, honey.

saw jihad and thought i was going to get suicide bombed if i listened to it.

holy shit nero you really care about this girl

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i have literally talked to her once, and for about 30 minutes

if i really cared a lot it would be facepalm.jpg

nice slam

In my opinion it's an amazing plan if she is at least a bit romantic.
And, ...well i don't know, it just seems you worked out whole day perfectly. Props for that, it will be a day she will never forget.

*humpahumpahumpahumpahumpa*

woke up to beastie boys now intergalactic is stuck in my head

Total creativity block

Also my warn removal got rejected

This post was edited by sicklad on Jul 15 2011 07:30am