not as much as you'd think, but yeah people do crack a joke like that from time to time.



man i don't think i've ever seen a real live turkey around here, or eaten one. it's all about chickenz here, and cows, and goats, and sandwiches made out of their intestines which are fucking delicious. pork is forbidden though.. sucks.

This post was edited by Sawyer on Jul 6 2011 12:52am

turkeys are pretty large haha. im pretty sure thats everywhere, theres a place right down the street from where i live that sells sesos, lengua and tripas haha

i'm sure we do, it's just i've never eaten one acknowledging that it's a turkey. it's just not too popular here i guess.. but then again i'm not the best representative of this country cause you know i'm from russia and all



i have no idea what those last three words mean but i think i got the point man

anyway i srsly gotta go get some sleep. been playing that shadows of the damned game whole night through, marvelous game btw i'd definitely recommend it

This post was edited by Sawyer on Jul 6 2011 01:01am

sesos is beef brain, lengua is cow tongue and tripas is fried milk guts haha

oh man i tried that cow tongue the other day, my friend cooked it as a snack and he put the whole tongue on the plate and was cutting slices off it like it's a freakin salami. never ate it again ever since.
brains and fried milk guts sounds interesting though.



yeah i know what you're saying

srsly, im off now, later guys

does tylenol help with strep throat? or atleast easing the HOLY FUCK MY THROAT IS ON FIRE AND I CAN'T SWALLOW sensation that accompanies it?
I've been trying to sleep and I keep waking up because my throat is so fucking irritated. If I can't sleep tonight, i'm seriously going to kill a living creature.

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Well, Patty Purelungs, I'll tell you what the big deal is. Snoop Dogg is not just your average pot-smoker. He doesn't "smoke a bowl before he goes out." He doesn't "hit a joint before the movie." He doesn't "take two bong-hits before meeting with his advisor." Snoop Dogg is not some kid with a phat piece. Snoop Dogg is not some dude in a frat with $40 eighths. Snoop Dogg is not some innocent victim of the war on drugs. Snoop Dogg is not some stoner.

Snoop Dogg is a professional pot smoker. A champion pot-smoker. A pot-smoker who every other pot-smoker strives to be like. The pinnacle of pot-smokers. Snoop Dogg smokes pot like a kiln. Snoop Dogg smokes pot like our parents used to. Snoop Dogg smokes pot like an old woman with glaucoma. Snoop Dogg smokes pot like the chillest motherfucker ever to exist on God's green earth.

He is a man who has meant more to weed than the dime-bag. A man who has done more for the blunt than our Dutch forefathers. A man who has smoked enough chronic to justify and minimize all of our habits. A man who every pot-smoker, when feeling or coming down, could listen to, look at, or imagine and know that somewhere out there in this crazy, mixed-up world, Snoop Dogg was getting high, and everything would be all right.

Snoop Dogg was in four movies in 2001. Training Day, The Wash, Bones, and Baby Boy. He smokes a blunt in each of them. That's amazing. That distinction alone garnered him top prize at the High Times Magazine Stony awards, where Snoop took home the trophy for Stoner of the Year. That's the highest a pot-smoker can get. Snoop was stoner #1.

f Snoop can't smoke pot, something's not rizzy. If Snoop can't smoke pot, something's not fizzy. If Snoop can't smoke pot, something makes absolutely no sense. Who should be able to tell this man, this cultural icon, this Godfather of all things cool, that he can't get high? Who should tell this dog he can't bark? Who would steal his bite? Pot and Snoop are inseparable. Snoop is the voice of pot; pot is the blood of Snoop. Just the thought of Snoop being unable to smoke makes me want to. Why don't you just tell him he can't rap? Or act? Or live? Why must the man domesticate this Dogg? Let Snoop run wild. Let him smoke a bone. Let him be.

I'm not crazy enough to say let everyone smoke. God, no. If that were to happen, who knows? We could have world peace. But I am crazy enough to say let Snoop smoke. There's no harm in that. Everyone else getting high, be careful. But Snoop, you've got nothing to worry about. Others chilling out, watch out. Snoop? Well, that's just fine.

If Snoop really quit smoking pot (which, of course, he didn't), good for him. I wish him the happiest of not-high times. I'm sure they'll be super. He was great as a pot-smoker and I'm sure he'll be even better as a porn-star CEO. But, however, if he didn't really quit, that should be OK too. He's not harming anyone that way either. As long as he hasn't barked at your guests, stolen your slippers, or pooped in your backyard, why should anyone roll up a newspaper and slap him with it? Snoop should be able to do what Snoop wants to do, because Snoop hasn't done anything wrong. And, whatever he does do, I'm sure we'll all smoke a big joint and love it.