You can come over to my place next time and we can make some mac n cheese together.

never tasted mac n cheese is it any good?

I don't get it either

But I can't have Mac and cheese anymore this Ukrainian diner ruined it for me by making Mac and cheese with cottage cheese

This is better then porn.

Went out of my way to get off of work, fiancee wanted to order in noodles..

I spend hundred on flowers and buck fity on gifts, she got me a mug and a very nicely handmade book of dates. cute, but its kinda like getting collage funds for your birthdays when your little. Its nice, but you're still left with nothing to show for your birthday.

then terribad sex, but its ok. because she made breakfast, and with breakfast I got these!!!!!!!!!!

baconroses

thats fucking awesome.

which is why V-day was awesome, even though everything else was ehhh..


BACONmotherfuckingROSES!

lol nice one flora

wreck it ralph out on stream? im on that