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I don't know which member of your mod team has a hard-on for me and decides to follow me around the forum with his dick out, ready to write me a warn, but he's getting on my nerves.
If grown-up's got put in time-out for saying "That's fucking stupid." or joking around with one of their FRIENDS, we'd never get anything done. I get warned for no fucking reason, and every post that I make seems to net me a fucking hour long suspension.
I don't know what the fuck is going on here, but if I deserve even 10% of my 40%, then so does 90% of the other forum:
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1. Go to the General Chat forum, and hand out a warn to every single person there, because they're guilty of this on a post-by-post basis.
2. Pan through forum signatures in the request section, do you know how many of them are people REQUESTING signatures containing MARIJUANA?
3. Trading Forums. You guys could ban the whole site in about a week if you reported in this forum like you reported me.
4. Did I mention those kids requesting signatures also blast naked women and ASCII clips of naked women all over their profile? You guys don't seem to give a fuck about that, unless it's me, of course.
5. Diablo 2 Java Script Parser Trading Forum. Diablo 2. Rating - 'M' for 'Mature' containing 'Strong Violence'
6. I won't even get into this one.
7. Cry to mommy, cry to mommy.
8. Rofl. Ban 90% of this forum.
9. You guys have got me on this one. I say fuck way too fucking much and I think it's fucking ridiculous that you give me fucking warn for it.
10. I see this shit happen in 3 different sub-forums on a daily basis. Most of the threads don't even get closed.
11. The GD forum, unlike almost any other subforum on jsp, seldom links or refers anyone to pirating photoshop. We recommend trials, then free software, then purchasing. Never piracy.
12. Go take a look at the Hardcore subforum. Pick a screenshot. Give warn. Afterall, you have to problem arbitrarily warning me, why not them?
I'm not even going to continue, my words are falling on deaf ears. When I first came to this site in 2006 it was a cooler place, now I've got 2-3 of your lightest and brightest mods following me around with a pen and pad waiting for me to say a 4-letter word before they suspend me. They must really want to impress you, huh?
I guess I understand, though, after seeing a friend get banned for 365 days for telling Paul that his coding was sub-par in a completely innocent way, or watching another friend get suspended and publicly insulted by Paul HIMSELF for disagreeing with him on religious topics. I guess when it's your site you don't have to follow your own rules, or put up with anyone even potentially hurting your dwindling ego.
In truth, the only reason I ever return to this forum is for the guys and girls in the Graphic Design forum, and it seems like every day that goes on your mod team is trying to weed us out of jsp.
It's nothing personal or against you, Mork, but fuck this shit
-Nero
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