Quote (Titch @ Apr 24 2011 09:06am)
damnit all, i was gonna post something stupid in that thread then it got closed :C all my hard work diggin to my inner idiot and it closes like 5 seconds before i could post it. well fuck it im posting it here lol
I find that this thread is so off base that I'll quote a short story I wrote not too long ago to sum my feelings for OP:
'.....it's been awhile since we've had a good o'le fag drag thread in here, i remember just a year ago you could find a fag drag thread every couple lines or so, them were the days, me n pa would troll on them there fag drag threads for hours, back til dad tole me he was thinkin bout bein a homasaxil himself. At first i thought, heck no, if anybodys gonna be a poodle noodle it'll be ol'man Jenkins up jesuwit way, but pa insisted. Never been the same round here since, and I always tried to understand why pa wanted to go spulunkin down the pooter shooter when all mah layf he tol me to stop stickin mah finger up there. But one night when he was stealin away ole Jenkins ruckus, i found a crumpled paper with some lines on it said "I'm glad I could show you the way, Come see me any time big daddy *blows and kisses* " with the phone number 240-743-9673 on the back. And now after all this time i see this'n here fag drag thread and would ya be god damned if it aint some little brown towner with a familiar phone number. 240-743-9673. Damn you for takin mah daddy away, damn you....'
For those of you who aren't into literature, tl;dr = OP made my father gay :C
Not nearly worth it, can't even go in the slam thread, i need to start waking up earlier -.-