Cough christmas tree cough gift it to me cough

This post was edited by Akaris on Dec 7 2008 03:17pm

oldstraightreggin
ya im talkin to you

This post was edited by MemoryOf on Dec 7 2008 03:20pm

5 mini essays, one big one, 4 big tests to study for + xmas shopping. fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

that's top shelf posting right there gentlemen, i applaud thee

ughhhh

This post was edited by JoshGray on Dec 7 2008 10:39pm

n1

lol wow i actually watched the whole thing xD

((((RING))))
**Pick Up**
(little girl) "Hello?"
"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy, she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul"
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul"
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"
Brief Pause
"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"
"Okay Daddy, just a minute"
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy"
"And what happened honey?" he asked
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul ?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause**
Then Daddy says, "What swimming pool??... Is this 486-5731??"

lol go watch the videos on my myspace imo

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