Just rape me already

Gosh fine seeing as your fealing so needy tonight gosh i thought you enjoyed the roance of the stalker sneaking around slowly groping you as you sleep stealing locks of hair then raping you and ductaping your hands and feet before tossing you into her basment to be used as a sex slave for the next few years.

LOL

I get good food, right?

Also you get chinese food pizza on some nights and home cooked southern soul food most of the time though.

This post was edited by Ebony_Dragoness on May 27 2008 12:24am

I like my eggs scrambled, with ketchup..
2 slices bacon (not canadian..that's fucking ham)
2 slices of sausage (links, not patties..I'll cut you if it's patties)
Toast, crust cut off, buttered lightly ...butter...not margarine, cheap ass.
Coffee, I like it with milk and 3 sugars.

no coffe allowed in mah house! also you can only have that meal if its made into a sammich of deliciounes with cheese on it >.> also no sausage either

Fuck your abduction then.