This song was stuck on repeat the entirety of his 3,000 mile trip from California to Maryland.

that wasn't the only thing stuck. dead human bodies and bikes were stuck on the hood and windshield of his car as well.

Which is why my hand became stuck to my penis. The bellend of me shlong was glazed in a thick coat of pre-seminal fluid as I watched that gif loop for 12 minutes

What a resplendent bicycle racer! The other riders must have been damn discouraged because of the insuperable talent and speed that guy has.

hes fighting and biting and riding on his horse