all three of my dogs are german. I can't understand a damn thing they say.



also, google translate possibly? or no dice?

these are the ones you have to watch out for.


I'm sure we have a German laying around here somewhere

well kinda. My woman has two chinchillas and they are pure evil.

They stare, like creepy stare... and they bark at me.

THIS. THEY DO THIS.



have you ever seen a rodent that wanted to kill you?

well the white one tries to do it to, shes just to cute to intimidate you. Our male here though, his stares are brutal. Turn around to that little monster during sex and the nights over. They make the strangest damn noises you will ever here, anywhere from a bird chirp to a fart.

my girlfriend works at a pet store, so we have had damn near every kind of pet you could imagine. I get rid of one, and she brings two home. I'm going crazy Xan.

did you ever find your German?

she tried to bring this one home. "Fluffy" we were going to foster it for a little bit. I almost got screwed into it coming home, the chinchillas saved the day though. It could eat them.



This post was edited by DB_odin on Jan 2 2017 03:57am

Deal

I own 1 pet. 1 Freaking pet! she has 2 dogs,, 2 degus 2 chinchillas. she Has a 100 gallon fish tank, but the fish died in the move. I'm kinda like scamming her right now, I'm telling her this old house floor cant support it so she won't go and buy more fish.
she had 2 cats, which they just went bye bye. She brings home animals to "babysit" all the time. Last week it was a turtle.
she also had 2 bunnies. Everything comes in pairs.
Which I guess you can understand my pain though, you have 2 kiddos. They are more work than a truck load of bunnies. also im curious how you do the mom thing all day and stay up @ 4 am