Of course who could refuse that offer?
/sends pie+ ice cream

obviously cheating on me again.

Midnight i challenge you in a duel to the death. Pistols at dawn

Sour Patch Kids are so fucking good.

nu uh. smoothie skittles sir. endulge if you havent already

candy is baddd

nuh uh, smoothie skittles cure cancer and s.t.d's and aids and cotton mouth and ingrown toenails.

they're the ultimate elixir

I'm watching the Lord of the Rings at the moment.
Sooooo....we're going to have to do swords mate

By the way, the pie was delicious xD

I gave up candy and sugar at the age of six to become a national champion one day.

I'm down for swords, but instead of a duel to death we just kill everyone else

Sounds sweet.
Turn to Toddler