Quote (Nereaux @ Jan 21 2015 08:05pm)
<cultbaus> i once had this crazy neighbor who was an alienfreak type
<cultbaus> and one day i was at the gas station buying cigarettes and the dude working looked at me all wide eyed and shit when i walked in
<cultbaus> because i guess aliendude had been chatting his ear off about disclosure for like an hour before i got there
<cultbaus> and at the time i had no idea, i had just seen this dude outside his apartment on smoke breaks at the same time as me
<cultbaus> usually he was playing a video game too, so we had light chatter and i thought he was alright
<cultbaus> so when i see him at the store he offers to give me a lift back because i was on foot and he invited me over to have a few beers
<cultbaus> his wife was passed out on the couch when i got there so we just chilled in their room and he was talking to me about some crazy alien shit
<cultbaus> he opened up his browser in incognito mode and typed a bunch of random shit into the url bar and then backspaced it with ctrl+a
<Dauss|Mobile> I used to be into alien stuff but not like, the extra crazy shit.
<cultbaus> and then tabbed down his history to make it look like he was doing some crazy shit
<Dauss|Mobile> I just had an overactive imagination as a kid
<cultbaus> he opens up a link to the source code of a website and starts going
<cultbaus> "fuck. fuck. fuck. fUCK. FUCK!"
<cultbaus> "HACKED BY THE GOVERNMENT"
<cultbaus> and im like "k bud that's just the source"
<cultbaus> but i didn't want to say anything because he was getting so mad
<cultbaus> a few moments pass and i get him talking about counter-strike and he calms down so i think we're in the cllear
<cultbaus> then he closes the game down and pulls up that youtube clip from that movie with hit girl
<cultbaus> and he plays the scene where she kills all those dudes
<cultbaus> and he starts pounding on his chest and getting hype for this cs pub he's loading into
<cultbaus> herewegoagain.jpg
<cultbaus> joins the pub, runs around moving his mouse all over for no reason and gets shit on 2 or 3 rounds in a row
<cultbaus> then he alt+f4's his shit and says "FUCK. HACKED AGAIN."
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<cultbaus> so at this point he just stands up and starts doing all these weird karate moves in the air
<cultbaus> and im thinking im about to have to fight this dude
<cultbaus> he starts getting real emotional about it
<cultbaus> and under his breath i can hear him mumbling
<cultbaus> "im not a killer." over and over
<cultbaus> anyways
<Sokel> what the fuck are you on about
<cultbaus> he gave me a cd case full of a bunch of bootleg dvds
<cultbaus> and i never saw him again
<cultbaus> tl;dr people actually believe in aliens and don't take that shit lightly
<Dauss|Mobile> Cultbaus he was clearly about to murder you and then decided he wasn't a killer
<cultbaus> i swear to god dude
<cultbaus> i thought he was going to come at me
<cultbaus> but his air karate was weak so i was emboldened by that and stuck around
<cultbaus> he met his wife on irc
<cultbaus> i feel bad for her
figured i'd share this story with you guys since i typed it out already
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