Quote (Stratovarius @ Tue, Aug 19 2008, 07:29am)
The truth about CONDOR lies here.
But first, you all must know that Condors are rarely seen in the while. Plus, they taste delicious with BBQ sauce.
Condor moved back to Buffalo. After a few weeks, he got contacted by king loli Travis. He expected to have a good time with king loli, considering how cool he is and all.
What he didn't know was that, Travis is a BBQ expert that has been eying the legendary Condor for years.
As you may have guessed, Travis violently killed the Legendary Condor and ate it.
That also explains why Travis has also been afk: the legendary beast is quite long to digest.
I bet he's licking his fingers as I'm typing this.
HIS CRIME MUST NOT GO UNPUNISHED! THE EVIDENCES ARE OVERWHELMING!
[09:27:11] throw: CONDOR WATCH: DAY 45
[09:27:16] throw: STILL NO SIGHT OF THIS ELUSIVE CREATURE
[09:27:20] mark..: LOL
[09:27:28] throw: that's as far through as i thought
[09:27:28] mark..: ''Elusive Creature''
[09:27:49] mark..: I find it so odd that he wouldn't even come online
[09:27:51] mark..: like once
[09:27:57] mark..: just to say something.
[09:28:04] mark..: Even if he doesn't have internet etc.
[09:28:17] throw: yeah
[09:28:30] mark..: to be honest, a few weeks before moving, he told me that he was thinking about quitting it all.
[09:28:42] throw: use a friend's or something, just say sup i'm still moving because the moving truck took a wrong turn and is currently in mexico city
[09:28:42] mark..: But I never thought he would actually do it.
[09:29:01] mark..: yea, drinkin' tequilla with mariachis etc.
[09:29:08] throw: ofc
[09:32:11] mark..: (Link:
http://www.dfg.ca.gov/wildlife/hunting/condor/images/condor119.jpg)http://www.dfg.ca.gov/wildlife/hunting/condor/images/condor119.jpg[09:32:14] mark..: behold the mighty condor
[09:37:50] throw: ALAS
[09:37:55] throw: THEY ARE RARELY SEEN IN THE WILD
[09:38:12] mark..: D:
[09:38:31] throw: ON THE PLUS SIDE
[09:38:39] throw: THEY TASTE DELICIOUS WITH BBQ SAUCE
[09:39:03] mark..: hmmm
[09:39:26] mark..: Travis might've cooked the legendary condor.
[09:39:31] mark..: I mean, he's the BBQ king ofc.
[09:39:50] throw: that is a dire possibility i had not considered before now
[09:39:51] mark..: That would explain everything.
[09:40:01] mark..: We should call him out.
[09:40:18] throw: I agree, the evidence against him is overwhelming
[09:41:35] mark..: Quite overwhelming indeed.
[09:42:05] mark..: That would explain why he also has been afk lately.
[09:42:19] throw: The mighty condor is a beast to digest fully
[09:42:23] mark..: I bet he's licking his fingers as we speak.
[09:42:30] throw: that bastard
[09:42:36] throw: his crime must not go unpunished
[09:42:51] mark..: Indeed, we could change his rank for phoebe.