Quote (Stratovarius @ Tue, Aug 19 2008, 10:29am)
The truth about CONDOR lies here.
But first, you all must know that Condors are rarely seen in the while. Plus, they taste delicious with BBQ sauce.
Condor moved back to Buffalo. After a few weeks, he got contacted by king loli Travis. He expected to have a good time with king loli, considering how cool he is and all.
What he didn't know was that, Travis is a BBQ expert that has been eying the legendary Condor for years.
As you may have guessed, Travis violently killed the Legendary Condor and ate it.
That also explains why Travis has also been afk: the legendary beast is quite long to digest.
I bet he's licking his fingers as I'm typing this.
HIS CRIME MUST NOT GO UNPUNISHED! THE EVIDENCES ARE OVERWHELMING!
LOLD SO HARD. E-JAIL FOR TRAVIS!