Quote (illyria @ May 15 2014 08:33pm)
My cat disembowelled a bird and left it on my carpet, tried to destroy my expensive birthday rum by pushing it down six or seven feet (thankfully higher end booze comes in nice boxes so it survived), and then stole a six ounce steak off of my counter.
Two days until my birthday and this cat is already trying to ruin it.
That's cat nurturing instincts bro. It kills animals and brings them to you because it thinks you're not competent enough to feed yourself. Frankly it's tired of your shit, you're old enough now that you should be able to catch your own birds to eat.