I had to explain it to my girlfriend.... I actually got that one on the first try, surprisingly.

dont get it @__@

read the first sentence, and the last sentence, then read the whole thing.

It's always those damn green text stories, fucking ending every damn time
That one was pretty good though

indeed, I honestly was not aware anything half-way intelligent could come from that website.

got it the first time


get at me

That's why I use imgur

Which is where I first saw it anyways lol

omg that picture is such a misdirection LOL

i don't understand the 9/10 part though. Is that maybe a reference to where she is seated? or possibly the date..?
Why not just say hot girl? Or am I missing something.

9/10 hotness