Quote (Superman @ Apr 20 2014 01:39pm)
JSP headline news, Cool Story here, UncleMuscles still twitching body was found in his computer chair today. Moderators say that he suffered over 100,000 lightning bolt strikes from behind. They are baffled as to how this happened because it's been nothing but sunshine all day. Cool story reporting, have a great day!
You are a very sad, strange, little man.