not too long ago i was on chat roulette
trying to get help with math homework
and i started talking to an asian dude
so i thought "fuck yeah here we go"

he just stared me in the eye
and chainsmoked in a lan center

in beijing.

my roommate works at starbucks
and she brings home cake sometimes
her boyfriend is in florida for 2 weeks
so i dont have to share with him.
i'm going to have a bake sale with the extra
to raise money
so i can buy fresh cake at starbucks

for some reason, everything you're saying reminds me of politics...

that's preposterous, the closest thing i have ever done to being politically active was registering as a republican so i could vote for ron paul

Non-rhyming poetry,
The bane of my life.
So what if it's feelings
Of loving and strife

Expressed in a verse
Of lines equal length,
Focused on artiness
And not on the strength

Of the writer himself
Who just cant be fucked
To put in the effort
Instead, out is chucked

An airheaded poem
Of 'What's In The Heart'
When all we so want
Is a stop and a start.

And in between that,
Just a little goodwill
The effort to rhyme
Without making us ill

With shoddy half-arsed
Attempts at a pair
Of words that do rhyme
I often dispair

Of the state of our young
The fresh and the new
All 'art' and no grind
Except for the few

Who really do try
To make it a verse
Of proper construction
However Perverse.

~Titch '10
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has to be read with a lot of run-on-line or it doesnt work

This post was edited by Titch on Jun 12 2010 06:03am

Oh, you dont have to relate it to politics; but I can.

gd tits

I got home from a stressful day,
the only way I no to take the pain away is to shave my coin purse
I start with gentle strokes.
Move on faster and faster
no regard for my fragile genitalia
OUCH! Blood dripples down
I pass out from the pain

I awake in the morning with news of terrible dreams
I dreamt that I cut my member
but I thought how could I?
I'm a master
No... It was a dream
I get up to get some fruity pebbles
ow.. My penis hurts.

pahahaha
ouch'd