you guys are all welcome to post

it's true heaven's cloudy as hell.
it's god chain-smoking like a punk.
whole phalanxes of nine billion-headed angels
are busy putting up "no smoking" signs
but god never runs out of
cigarettes.

i found a dollar in my pocket today
normally this would be a good thing
but as i recall, last time
i found a dollar, i used it to
sit
in
a
massage
chair
at
the
mall.

i found my dollar was spent in a nice way
normally public utilities are dirty things
but as i recall, last time
i found myself thinking
what
if
a
sumo
wrestler
jumped
on
me

so i left the chair early
and i was out one dollar.

and then I snorted coke and died
THE END!!

Foreal but o_o Irconfused,
is this thread a srs thread? if so
I will leave you to it :D!

gomenasai

i was hanging out in a creek
i was smoking weed and catching crawdads
with sticks.
here in lake forest, california.

as i was walking around the creek
i noticed there was a pretty cool knife
in the water.
here in lake forest, california.

i grabbed a tree branch
and i pulled the knife to me;
free knife.
here in lake forest, california

then i thought
"who throws a knife away?"
murder.
here in lake forest, california

This post was edited by nerobellum on Jun 12 2010 05:20am

most usually i walk around naked
it makes me feel free and at home

if i put clothes on, i take a shower first
so that i am clean when i put on clean clothes

i take a shower, and walk to my dresser
to get a fresh pair of clothes

and as i pull my shirt over my head
i hit my knuckles on my ceiling fan

there's fucking blood on my ceiling fan.

LOL.

when you live in southern california
all of your friends smoke superpowered marijuana.
when you live in southern california
all of your friends are supersticious about marijuana
when you live in southern california
all of your friends are supersneaky lighter thieves
when you live in southern california
you start buying white lighters

tonight when i got home i ate a box of triscuits
i generally recycle beer cans to save money
so i thought it would be cool to recycle this box

i made my cat armor out of a triscuit box
i dont know if it works yet
but i'll find out in the morning

because he ran outside the door
and there are like 9 coyotes outside
i hope i am a good blacksmith

lol..........LOL
dude, this is funny,

there's some things in life that really get to you;
i mean, they really get to you.

generally,
minorities hate racists
midgets hate the nba
lobsters hate boiling water

i fucking cant stand when people
are taking pills and they
tilt their head back
like it's going to help them
swallow their fucking pill

i hope they choke to death
on an asprin regimen