Father: My son, I hand down to you this legendary winged harpoon passed down our lineage of throwing barbarians.
Son: Thank you, Father, I will become the best throwing barbarian. And my wife, she is a great javelin amazon who will make great use of this weapon as well.
Father: My son, never ever let her throw this harpoon.
This post was edited by jackkiller on Nov 1 2022 09:37pm