Quote (Shinobi @ Feb 5 2015 10:49pm)
OP i swear i saw you a couple days ago. Okay so i came up walkin like a brochacho at the gym right and i see this phaggot curling in the squat rack with 65lbs, and i just bertstared .
So i go to him and let him know that i'll be using the squat rack and he's like
after an hour of squatting about tree fiddy i am headed back to the mens locker room sweat pouring down my entire body and my vascularity at it's maximum. I see the dude crying in the corner, and i'm like "hey bro, don't worry i used to curl 65lbs too" and he's like really? and i'm like i know that feel bro So we talk and i apologize and i invite him over to my place, and he asks me if i'm homosexual or not and im just like
no bro i'm not like that and i go and show him the picture of my fiance on my iphone and he's like DAMN BRO and i'm just like yeah man you mirin? and he's like yeah dude and i told him it'd be cool if he wanted to come in on a 3-some tonight and so he's like fuk yes in on dis bish anyways we go ahead and drive to my place and the bish is nowhere in sight so we go to my computer to get ourselves ready and i ask him if he wants to watch some porn before she comes home so his cawk is big and stuff beforehand so hes like okay dude so about an hour in of watching jenna haze get funky i feel the urge to present to this gentleman my genitalia so i stand up, took the pillow off of my lap and stand with pride. His jaw dropped at the size of the dong, but i assured him it's okay for him to do it too. He then lifts it up. It's a little itty bitty garder snake, and i try to stop myself from laughing and i told him we should continue fapping, and i assure him that she will be on her way home. We then agree that this would be better if we have all of our clothes off. After about an hour of this, he comes to the realization that she won't be comin' so he quietly runs out but little did he know i came on all his clothes while i was "at the bathroom". My night ends here
This thread produced a trophy after all. 10/10