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Nov 5 2022 08:17pm
Quote (jackkiller @ Nov 4 2022 05:58pm)
The barbarian champion ventured deep into the Catacombs. His footsteps echoed faintly through the corridors of cold slab as he moved. The thickened blood on the soles of his war boots dampened the sound. They somehow instilled him with a unique thirst for gore, even in the face of darkness.

He descended the fourth staircase of the Catacombs, covered in blood, flesh not his own, and chunks of bone and teeth. Not human or animal, but that of demon and undead. To prepare for a better grip, he wiped his gloved hands together to clear the blood, which revealed the blue bramble hide underneath. They had served him well, and briefly he recalled his fortune attaining them in previous battle.

In front of him loomed giant wooden double doors. Slowly he pushed the heavy doors open, and he was greeted by an overwhelming sour stench and poisonous myst in the air. He saw the figure of a naked maiden twice his size. Her naked figure was well proportioned yet sickening. The poisonous mist came from within her.

The barbarian readied his winged harpooned and tightened his grip. From experience he knew the 1.4k ar from his legendary Skull Fang would prove to be invaluable.

The barbarian shouted as he threw, "Demonic Thot! Hit or miss, I bet they never miss, Huh?"

He sailed Skull Fang with all his might as it penetrated into the body of the maiden succubus Andariel.


hah it's like I'm there, reminds me of old DOS games

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Nov 6 2022 01:10am
not bad at all, 8/10
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Nov 7 2022 02:40am
Quote (jackkiller @ 4 Nov 2022 05:58)
The barbarian champion ventured deep into the Catacombs. His footsteps echoed faintly through the corridors of cold slab as he moved. The thickened blood on the soles of his war boots dampened the sound. They somehow instilled him with a unique thirst for gore, even in the face of darkness.

He descended the fourth staircase of the Catacombs, covered in blood, flesh not his own, and chunks of bone and teeth. Not human or animal, but that of demon and undead. To prepare for a better grip, he wiped his gloved hands together to clear the blood, which revealed the blue bramble hide underneath. They had served him well, and briefly he recalled his fortune attaining them in previous battle.

In front of him loomed giant wooden double doors. Slowly he pushed the heavy doors open, and he was greeted by an overwhelming sour stench and poisonous myst in the air. He saw the figure of a naked maiden twice his size. Her naked figure was well proportioned yet sickening. The poisonous mist came from within her.

The barbarian readied his winged harpooned and tightened his grip. From experience he knew the 1.4k ar from his legendary Skull Fang would prove to be invaluable.

The barbarian shouted as he threw, "Demonic Thot! Hit or miss, I bet they never miss, Huh?"

He sailed Skull Fang with all his might as it penetrated into the body of the maiden succubus Andariel.


I approve of this in many ways. The AR part had me chuckle.
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Nov 7 2022 10:24am
Quote (jackkiller @ 4 Nov 2022 06:58)
The barbarian champion ventured deep into the Catacombs. His footsteps echoed faintly through the corridors of cold slab as he moved. The thickened blood on the soles of his war boots dampened the sound. They somehow instilled him with a unique thirst for gore, even in the face of darkness.

He descended the fourth staircase of the Catacombs, covered in blood, flesh not his own, and chunks of bone and teeth. Not human or animal, but that of demon and undead. To prepare for a better grip, he wiped his gloved hands together to clear the blood, which revealed the blue bramble hide underneath. They had served him well, and briefly he recalled his fortune attaining them in previous battle.

In front of him loomed giant wooden double doors. Slowly he pushed the heavy doors open, and he was greeted by an overwhelming sour stench and poisonous myst in the air. He saw the figure of a naked maiden twice his size. Her naked figure was well proportioned yet sickening. The poisonous mist came from within her.

The barbarian readied his winged harpooned and tightened his grip. From experience he knew the 1.4k ar from his legendary Skull Fang would prove to be invaluable.

The barbarian shouted as he threw, "Demonic Thot! Hit or miss, I bet they never miss, Huh?"

He sailed Skull Fang with all his might as it penetrated into the body of the maiden succubus Andariel.


:lol:

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Nov 7 2022 11:59am
Enjoyed the read. Chuckled at the loh reference =)
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Nov 7 2022 12:09pm
Quote (jackkiller @ Nov 4 2022 05:58am)
The barbarian champion ventured deep into the Catacombs. His footsteps echoed faintly through the corridors of cold slab as he moved. The thickened blood on the soles of his war boots dampened the sound. They somehow instilled him with a unique thirst for gore, even in the face of darkness.

He descended the fourth staircase of the Catacombs, covered in blood, flesh not his own, and chunks of bone and teeth. Not human or animal, but that of demon and undead. To prepare for a better grip, he wiped his gloved hands together to clear the blood, which revealed the blue bramble hide underneath. They had served him well, and briefly he recalled his fortune attaining them in previous battle.

In front of him loomed giant wooden double doors. Slowly he pushed the heavy doors open, and he was greeted by an overwhelming sour stench and poisonous myst in the air. He saw the figure of a naked maiden twice his size. Her naked figure was well proportioned yet sickening. The poisonous mist came from within her.

The barbarian readied his winged harpooned and tightened his grip. From experience he knew the 1.4k ar from his legendary Skull Fang would prove to be invaluable.

The barbarian shouted as he threw, "Demonic Thot! Hit or miss, I bet they never miss, Huh?"

He sailed Skull Fang with all his might as it penetrated into the body of the maiden succubus Andariel.


Is it weird that andy described like this turned me on a little bit?
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Nov 10 2022 07:32pm
Quote (jackkiller @ Nov 3 2022 08:58pm)
The barbarian champion ventured deep into the Catacombs. His footsteps echoed faintly through the corridors of cold slab as he moved. The thickened blood on the soles of his war boots dampened the sound. They somehow instilled him with a unique thirst for gore, even in the face of darkness.

He descended the fourth staircase of the Catacombs, covered in blood, flesh not his own, and chunks of bone and teeth. Not human or animal, but that of demon and undead. To prepare for a better grip, he wiped his gloved hands together to clear the blood, which revealed the blue bramble hide underneath. They had served him well, and briefly he recalled his fortune attaining them in previous battle.

In front of him loomed giant wooden double doors. Slowly he pushed the heavy doors open, and he was greeted by an overwhelming sour stench and poisonous myst in the air. He saw the figure of a naked maiden twice his size. Her naked figure was well proportioned yet sickening. The poisonous mist came from within her.

The barbarian readied his winged harpooned and tightened his grip. From experience he knew the 1.4k ar from his legendary Skull Fang would prove to be invaluable.

The barbarian shouted as he threw, "Demonic Thot! Hit or miss, I bet they never miss, Huh?"

He sailed Skull Fang with all his might as it penetrated into the body of the maiden succubus Andariel.


:rofl: write a book
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Quote (jackkiller @ Nov 3 2022 11:58pm)
The barbarian champion ventured deep into the Catacombs. His footsteps echoed faintly through the corridors of cold slab as he moved. The thickened blood on the soles of his war boots dampened the sound. They somehow instilled him with a unique thirst for gore, even in the face of darkness.

He descended the fourth staircase of the Catacombs, covered in blood, flesh not his own, and chunks of bone and teeth. Not human or animal, but that of demon and undead. To prepare for a better grip, he wiped his gloved hands together to clear the blood, which revealed the blue bramble hide underneath. They had served him well, and briefly he recalled his fortune attaining them in previous battle.

In front of him loomed giant wooden double doors. Slowly he pushed the heavy doors open, and he was greeted by an overwhelming sour stench and poisonous myst in the air. He saw the figure of a naked maiden twice his size. Her naked figure was well proportioned yet sickening. The poisonous mist came from within her.

The barbarian readied his winged harpooned and tightened his grip. From experience he knew the 1.4k ar from his legendary Skull Fang would prove to be invaluable.

The barbarian shouted as he threw, "Demonic Thot! Hit or miss, I bet they never miss, Huh?"

He sailed Skull Fang with all his might as it penetrated into the body of the maiden succubus Andariel.


FFS man become a writer make a forum or whatever I would read you all day long
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Quote (jackkiller @ 4 Nov 2022 05:58)
The barbarian champion ventured deep into the Catacombs. His footsteps echoed faintly through the corridors of cold slab as he moved. The thickened blood on the soles of his war boots dampened the sound. They somehow instilled him with a unique thirst for gore, even in the face of darkness.

He descended the fourth staircase of the Catacombs, covered in blood, flesh not his own, and chunks of bone and teeth. Not human or animal, but that of demon and undead. To prepare for a better grip, he wiped his gloved hands together to clear the blood, which revealed the blue bramble hide underneath. They had served him well, and briefly he recalled his fortune attaining them in previous battle.

In front of him loomed giant wooden double doors. Slowly he pushed the heavy doors open, and he was greeted by an overwhelming sour stench and poisonous myst in the air. He saw the figure of a naked maiden twice his size. Her naked figure was well proportioned yet sickening. The poisonous mist came from within her.

The barbarian readied his winged harpooned and tightened his grip. From experience he knew the 1.4k ar from his legendary Skull Fang would prove to be invaluable.

The barbarian shouted as he threw, "Demonic Thot! Hit or miss, I bet they never miss, Huh?"

He sailed Skull Fang with all his might as it penetrated into the body of the maiden succubus Andariel.



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