Quote (Fej @ Aug 23 2014 02:05am)
are you retarded or something?
No I'm being 100% serious, and you can make a game if you want.
However, I'm Michael Jordan, so you'll have to pay me to make a guest appearance in your game if you lose.
I'll be nice and not charge you upfront, but it will be no less than 1k fg wager if I'm going to waste my time gracing you with my presence/ giving you the chance to see movements and mechanics of a legend.
Actually I can charge 1k fg for 30 minutes and you don't even have to duel me/ or your friends, because you'll lose anyways, it'd benefit you more to just watch how I synch the moor and then you'll get some grasp of how to play Diablo 2, you know imitation is the greatest form of flattery, you can imitate me and I won't be mad, but it will take you 8 years of hardcore pvping 15 hours a day non-stop with no job or anything to get on my level, I can only show you the basics but it'll have to come from inside of you to become great.