Quote (ChatGPT @ May 25 2024 03:36pm)
lmfao
that's literally how you go to the strip club, have you ever been to one?
You heard it here first folks, this is how you go to the strip club according to NOLA:
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I arrived on scene, and made contact with a subject, later identified as [this fuckin loser]. [Idiot] was
approaching [strip club], with his shirt off, in an aggressive manor as if to fight the bouncers. I asked
[dumbass] If he was injured, and he stated no he was not. I asked [douche] if he needed to report a crime,
and he stated no. While speaking with [fucktard], I smelled the odor of alcohol emitting from his body, his
pupils were dilated, and he swayed while speaking with me. [nobrain] agreed to leave the property for a
period of time, but within a matter of minutes, he returned soon after. [LOL] waved me down in the
parking lot, and requested to speak with me. I explained to [trash] he needed to call a taxicab and go
home, as it was not safe for him to drive. [chromedome] agreed to call a taxi in my presence, and arranged for
the cab to pick him up. [skidmark] stayed near the sidewalk area of the business and I returned to my
vehicle while he waited for his taxi. As I waited for [moron]'s taxi to come, he proceeded to enter his
vehicle, a silver Chevy Pickup (LA Tag#redacted) and start the vehicle. Before I could stop [dickless]
from leaving the premises in his vehicle intoxicated, he backed out of his parking space, and struck an
older model white sedan near the front door. [noballs] proceeded to leave the parking lot, and drove his
truck south on Davis Highway from [strip club]. Due to [braindamage] leaving the scene of a crash in my
presence, along with my knowledge he was intoxicated, I initiated a traffic stop on his vehicle.
Upon initiating my traffic stop, [fatboy] ·parked his vehicle, exited his truck, and approached me. I
explained to [sphincter] the purpose of my stop and that he just struck a vehicle. [fraudster] denied striking a
vehicle, and stated he didn't feel anything that would indicate striking something. I explained to [criminal]
I knew he was intoxicated, and he was not supposed to be driving. I asked [shitpile] if he'd be willing to
perform Field Sobriety Exercises, and he agreed. During the course of the Field Sobriety Exercises,
[DERP] displayed several signs of impairment that I later documented in the Pensacola Police DUI
Packet. See Pensacola Police DUI Packet for more information.
Concluding my DUI investigation, I determined [NOLA] was impaired. I placed [ChatGPT] under arrest for
the offense of DUI.
No, based on the above criteria I guess I've never gone to the strip club.