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Sep 24 2017 12:20pm
Quote (Beowulf @ Sep 24 2017 01:17pm)
your wife is right next to you while it's happening and accuses you of faking it?

sounds like fun


No shell wake up and ill be watching tv or something and shell bitch like im not trying hard enough, it literally torture for me to sit and stare at the roof when i know im not sleeping anytime soon, fite her for me beo
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Sep 24 2017 12:23pm
Quote (dude_927 @ Sep 24 2017 11:20am)
No shell wake up and ill be watching tv or something and shell bitch like im not trying hard enough, it literally torture for me to sit and stare at the roof when i know im not sleeping anytime soon, fite her for me beo


you could get divorced so she takes half of the insomnia
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Sep 24 2017 12:27pm
Quote (Beowulf @ Sep 24 2017 01:23pm)
you could get divorced so she takes half of the insomnia


Fk that our mental issues were part of the prenup (she thinks im smart, funny and sexy u think i want half those fkn issues?)
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Sep 24 2017 12:28pm
Fuk you fuk fight club fuk marla

Im sick of all your shit
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Sep 24 2017 12:28pm
Quote (Beowulf @ Sep 24 2017 02:53pm)
you could get divorced so she takes half of the insomnia



Technically he'd be paying a lawyer to retain half his insomnia
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Sep 24 2017 12:29pm
Quote (Tuna_BeIIy @ Sep 24 2017 01:28pm)
Technically he'd be paying a lawyer to retain half his insomnia


Is "she can take it all" an option?
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Sep 24 2017 12:32pm
Quote (dude_927 @ Sep 24 2017 02:59pm)
Is "she can take it all" an option?



Only if you give her the bed
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Sep 24 2017 12:33pm
Quote (Tuna_BeIIy @ Sep 24 2017 01:32pm)
Only if you give her the bed


Meh she broke it
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Sep 24 2017 12:36pm
I missed some of the drama

Op did wife leave you??
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Sep 24 2017 12:37pm
Quote (death_knight @ Sep 24 2017 11:36am)
I missed some of the drama

Op did wife leave you??


not yet
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