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Jul 2 2018 09:29am
Quote (Morphmcmanerson @ Jul 2 2018 01:31pm)
Unsurprisingly, I don't have those three year old PM's.

It was back when he was making those masterbation addiction threads with his daily updates.
Praising the greatness of Christ in one thread, then jumping to another to talk about his ejaculate.

I had to ask, touting around that guild tag and making outwardly perverted threads, how did he expect to be taken seriously as a good and well informed Christian.

His answer was everything you would expect it to be.
Complete denial of reality.
Here's what I remember of his mental gymnastics.

Literally rejected the notion of carpet muncher
Does not recognize the colloquial usage
Google doesn't know shit, urban dictionary is wrong.
He's never heard of it, and never typed it into the porn search during his frequent masterbation sessions.

It's just 2 totally unassociated words that the guild leader loves
Carpet and Munchers

Cream pies are obviously delicious baked goods
Does not recognize the colloquial useage
Google doesn't know shit, urban dictionary is wrong.
He's never heard of it, and never typed it into the porn search during his frequent masterbation sessions.

It's just a yummy dessert

Haven't you ever had a pie before!?
How dare you try and sexualize pie good sir, i'm insulted, you must be really sick in the head to try and make a pie into something disgusting like that! What in god's name is wrong with you, the devil has control of you i can tell. I can help cure the evils of your mind with faith in christ. You do not know you are lost, but I am here to save you and lead you to Christ. He will show you the light and blah blah blah ramble nonsense yadda yadda yadda

Paradise is where I go when I die! You can go to paradise too if you blah blah blah blah



10/10 read
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Jul 2 2018 11:19am
Thank you to the 50% who voted no
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Jul 2 2018 05:11pm
Quote (CPK001 @ Jul 1 2018 05:13am)
You have never presented any case whatsoever. You want to go down that path? Let's do it. I'll present to you some of the cases that I've presented in this thread.

Let's start with this post. http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=75028490&f=119&p=507589276
It ends at this post but then there is everything in-between. http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=75028490&f=119&p=507734451

Here, GetOnYourKnees and I discussed about Noah's Ark and the worldwide flood. Do you honestly think that me fetching those links and drawing up that table took 2 minutes to do? No, some of these posts would have taken me hours to prepare. I go out and search the internet and read those links. Then I need to transfer that to here and post the references. You can bet your life that I spend a lot of time preparing what I post. I don't believe in posting full stops or simple emoticons. Whether GetOnYourKnees chooses to consider the evidence or not is beside the point.

Let's look at another post that I have made. http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=73889562&f=119&p=525625079
How long do you think that the post above took me? I even post my 6 references at the bottom. It would have taken me a couple of hours to prepare that with the researching and all, especially understanding the mathematics in point 6.

You want something recent? Let's start with Tjo's first post. http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=73889562&f=119&p=531050102
Look at the long wall of text that he and I posted. I for one actually read that and replied. Quickly scroll down those pages to see how much wall of text there is. He bombarded me with so many questions that I couldn't possibly answer them all. I, unfortunately, had to put aside Matthew 2:15 and instead choose one where I could focus all my energy. Out of everything he posted, I chose to focus on Matthew 1 and Luke 3:23. As boring as studying the genealogy was, I'm the one who had to push through how boring it would be and work it out. Then I had to figure out a way to explain it to Tjo because obviously words wasn't working. So I had to post pictures as they explain it much better.

While this was going on, let's see what post you made in among all this: http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=73889562&f=119&p=531112344
Now it's time for you to give examples of how you have actually participated in your own thread. I can tell you that in these three cases I have gained more knowledge. What about you frodo? Where have you participated in discussion? Give me even one example if you can. I also don't mean simple copy & pasted links because we all know that hardly anyone will click on a link if it is the only thing in the post.


I make no apologies for spreading the Gospel. You don't really think this makes me feel ashamed how do you?
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Jul 2 2018 05:19pm
Quote (Morphmcmanerson @ Jul 2 2018 06:31am)
Unsurprisingly, I don't have those three year old PM's.

It was back when he was making those masterbation addiction threads with his daily updates.
Praising the greatness of Christ in one thread, then jumping to another to talk about his ejaculate.

I had to ask, touting around that guild tag and making outwardly perverted threads, how did he expect to be taken seriously as a good and well informed Christian.

His answer was everything you would expect it to be.
Complete denial of reality.
Here's what I remember of his mental gymnastics.

Literally rejected the notion of carpet muncher
Does not recognize the colloquial usage
Google doesn't know shit, urban dictionary is wrong.
He's never heard of it, and never typed it into the porn search during his frequent masterbation sessions.

It's just 2 totally unassociated words that the guild leader loves
Carpet and Munchers

Cream pies are obviously delicious baked goods
Does not recognize the colloquial useage
Google doesn't know shit, urban dictionary is wrong.
He's never heard of it, and never typed it into the porn search during his frequent masterbation sessions.

It's just a yummy dessert

Haven't you ever had a pie before!?
How dare you try and sexualize pie good sir, i'm insulted, you must be really sick in the head to try and make a pie into something disgusting like that! What in god's name is wrong with you, the devil has control of you i can tell. I can help cure the evils of your mind with faith in christ. You do not know you are lost, but I am here to save you and lead you to Christ. He will show you the light and blah blah blah ramble nonsense yadda yadda yadda

Paradise is where I go when I die! You can go to paradise too if you blah blah blah blah


My god am I glad I never saw one of his masturbation threads.

Clears up a lot about his personality though, it's always sad to see somebody with that level of mental disorder in their life. He really sounds like a homeschooled kid I used to know.... who was equally creepy.

This post was edited by Thor123422 on Jul 2 2018 05:20pm
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Jul 3 2018 01:39am
Quote (Morphmcmanerson @ Jul 2 2018 10:31pm)
Unsurprisingly, I don't have those three year old PM's.

It was back when he was making those masterbation addiction threads with his daily updates.
Praising the greatness of Christ in one thread, then jumping to another to talk about his ejaculate.

I had to ask, touting around that guild tag and making outwardly perverted threads, how did he expect to be taken seriously as a good and well informed Christian.

His answer was everything you would expect it to be.
Complete denial of reality.
Here's what I remember of his mental gymnastics.

Literally rejected the notion of carpet muncher
Does not recognize the colloquial usage
Google doesn't know shit, urban dictionary is wrong.
He's never heard of it, and never typed it into the porn search during his frequent masterbation sessions.

It's just 2 totally unassociated words that the guild leader loves
Carpet and Munchers

Cream pies are obviously delicious baked goods
Does not recognize the colloquial useage
Google doesn't know shit, urban dictionary is wrong.
He's never heard of it, and never typed it into the porn search during his frequent masterbation sessions.

It's just a yummy dessert

Haven't you ever had a pie before!?
How dare you try and sexualize pie good sir, i'm insulted, you must be really sick in the head to try and make a pie into something disgusting like that! What in god's name is wrong with you, the devil has control of you i can tell. I can help cure the evils of your mind with faith in christ. You do not know you are lost, but I am here to save you and lead you to Christ. He will show you the light and blah blah blah ramble nonsense yadda yadda yadda

Paradise is where I go when I die! You can go to paradise too if you blah blah blah blah


Ahh, there you are. Now you can read this:

No, just you will be going to hell.
Aww how cute, you can name call over the internet. Did your sister with down syndrome call you that once so you learnt off her?

Did you pull that 90% figure out of your ass? I think you did. Just look around you and see all of the evil people who only care about themselves because they aren't Christians.
I never denied that I was bad. We are all bad, all of us. The problem with you is that you don't think you are bad.

Normal? What is normal?
I've also been practicing my war cry with the sound of the fierce monkey from Hearthstone! Would you like to hear it sometime to hear how great I've become?

No, Nazi's are the Germans, I'm not German.

I must digest this information, one moment. I understand now. You made a clever forgery. You made this up to fool me! Fool me!
I have always wanted you to block me because it will show that you cannot handle me. You have been trolled hard!

Isn't it great that you know that religion is bad? Good thing that Christianity isn't a religion, it is a relationship with God.
You do not understand the concept of a God. God is above time, time will not eventually mean that what happened thousands of years ago suddenly didn't happen. How thick headed are you?

You will find out the hard way just how wrong you are. Wait until the day that you die!

Quote (xfrodobagginsx @ Jul 3 2018 09:11am)
I make no apologies for spreading the Gospel. You don't really think this makes me feel ashamed how do you?


You've had countless opportunities and yet you haven't taken up even one. Why are you even here if you do not intend to participate?

Quote (Thor123422 @ Jul 3 2018 09:19am)
My god am I glad I never saw one of his masturbation threads.

Clears up a lot about his personality though, it's always sad to see somebody with that level of mental disorder in their life. He really sounds like a homeschooled kid I used to know.... who was equally creepy.


After just over a year I have managed to get that reply to Morphmcmanerson by using you as the lure. I would like to thank you for doing my bidding for me and giving me the opportunity to get the last word in.

Perhaps one day you'll also have some of this delicious Cream Pie in Paradise.
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Jul 3 2018 05:51am
Quote (CPK001 @ Jul 3 2018 08:39am)
Christianity isn't a religion, it is a relationship with God.


lol
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Jul 6 2018 06:36pm
It sure is a relationship with God. It's a personal one. I know God personally. He communicates with me and I with Him.
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Jul 6 2018 06:40pm
Quote (xfrodobagginsx @ Jul 7 2018 01:36am)
It sure is a relationship with God. It's a personal one. I know God personally. He communicates with me and I with Him.



Sounds like you need to be sectioned, kiddo
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Jul 6 2018 06:55pm
Quote (xfrodobagginsx @ 6 Jul 2018 18:36)
It sure is a relationship with God. It's a personal one. I know God personally. He communicates with me and I with Him.


So it's not a religion?
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Jul 6 2018 06:56pm
Quote (xfrodobagginsx @ Jul 6 2018 06:36pm)
It sure is a relationship with God. It's a personal one. I know God personally. He communicates with me and I with Him.


That's weird because I have personal conversations with God. He even materializes in my house when nobody else is around.

So I know for a fact that you don't talk to God because he told me you aren't.
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