Quote (Morphmcmanerson @ Jul 2 2018 10:31pm)
Unsurprisingly, I don't have those three year old PM's.
It was back when he was making those masterbation addiction threads with his daily updates.
Praising the greatness of Christ in one thread, then jumping to another to talk about his ejaculate.
I had to ask, touting around that guild tag and making outwardly perverted threads, how did he expect to be taken seriously as a good and well informed Christian.
His answer was everything you would expect it to be.
Complete denial of reality.
Here's what I remember of his mental gymnastics.
Literally rejected the notion of carpet muncher
Does not recognize the colloquial usage
Google doesn't know shit, urban dictionary is wrong.
He's never heard of it, and never typed it into the porn search during his frequent masterbation sessions.
It's just 2 totally unassociated words that the guild leader loves
Carpet and Munchers
Cream pies are obviously delicious baked goods
Does not recognize the colloquial useage
Google doesn't know shit, urban dictionary is wrong.
He's never heard of it, and never typed it into the porn search during his frequent masterbation sessions.
It's just a yummy dessert
Haven't you ever had a pie before!?
How dare you try and sexualize pie good sir, i'm insulted, you must be really sick in the head to try and make a pie into something disgusting like that! What in god's name is wrong with you, the devil has control of you i can tell. I can help cure the evils of your mind with faith in christ. You do not know you are lost, but I am here to save you and lead you to Christ. He will show you the light and blah blah blah ramble nonsense yadda yadda yadda
Paradise is where I go when I die! You can go to paradise too if you blah blah blah blah
Ahh, there you are. Now you can read this:
No, just you will be going to hell.
Aww how cute, you can name call over the internet. Did your sister with down syndrome call you that once so you learnt off her?
Did you pull that 90% figure out of your ass? I think you did. Just look around you and see all of the evil people who only care about themselves because they aren't Christians.
I never denied that I was bad. We are all bad, all of us. The problem with you is that you don't think you are bad.
Normal? What is normal?
I've also been practicing my war cry with the sound of the fierce monkey from Hearthstone! Would you like to hear it sometime to hear how great I've become?
No, Nazi's are the Germans, I'm not German.
I must digest this information, one moment. I understand now. You made a clever forgery. You made this up to fool me! Fool me!
I have always wanted you to block me because it will show that you cannot handle me. You have been trolled hard!
Isn't it great that you know that religion is bad? Good thing that Christianity isn't a religion, it is a relationship with God.
You do not understand the concept of a God. God is above time, time will not eventually mean that what happened thousands of years ago suddenly didn't happen. How thick headed are you?
You will find out the hard way just how wrong you are. Wait until the day that you die!
Quote (xfrodobagginsx @ Jul 3 2018 09:11am)
I make no apologies for spreading the Gospel. You don't really think this makes me feel ashamed how do you?
You've had countless opportunities and yet you haven't taken up even one. Why are you even here if you do not intend to participate?
Quote (Thor123422 @ Jul 3 2018 09:19am)
My god am I glad I never saw one of his masturbation threads.
Clears up a lot about his personality though, it's always sad to see somebody with that level of mental disorder in their life. He really sounds like a homeschooled kid I used to know.... who was equally creepy.
After just over a year I have managed to get that reply to Morphmcmanerson by using you as the lure. I would like to thank you for doing my bidding for me and giving me the opportunity to get the last word in.
Perhaps one day you'll also have some of this delicious Cream Pie in Paradise.