Quote (Scaly @ Feb 23 2017 01:20pm)
Are they playing 'Goodbye Spanish Ladies' ironically? :lol:
Lol wat? Do you get all your copypasta spam from bodybuilding.com?
I do.
Quote (thesnipa @ Feb 23 2017 01:25pm)
I'll one up you sir.
When i was in driver's ed we were driving down the road, i was in the back seat playing snake on a Nokia brick like a boss, a mentally handicapped woman was on the sidewalk riding a bike, one of the bikes with ram's horn handles. And she had just come from kwik trip, so she was trying to ride with a big gulp in each hand while steering with the backs of her wrists on the handle bars. Well she must have gotten off balance because she went right into a fire hydrant, flipped over the bars, and both big gulps absolutely soaked her entire top half. She's sprawled out on the sidewalk as we slowly pass by going 20 MPH to our horror. Plenty of people were on the side walk and helping her so we didn't stop, but seconds later the instructor hits the break on his side and motions the kid to pull over. He burst out laughing, then we both did to. it was cyclical, we all kept each other going without a real word for about a minute. Then we all felt bad and decided that we wouldn't tell anyone because of how bad it made us all look/feel etc. And if it happened again i'd laugh and then feel terrible all over again. Sometimes it's the situation that makes you laugh, then the reality sets in and you can't laugh if u tried. I laugh that low information voters get misled into silliness quite often, then i get sad because their vote has just as much power as mine.
tldr