lol I love the existential cheat sheets we seem to follow.

This one is for 90 Minutes in heaven with Don Piper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8E2UAV_3w4

the only way to get to heaven when you die, is to believe that Jesus Christ was the son of god, and that he came into the world to die for you, and that he rose from the dead and waits for you in heaven, for no mans good deeds will get them into heaven, all of your best deeds are like dirty rags compared to the holiness of our Father in heaven... we all have fallen short of his holiness...

Speak for yourself, I'm holy as fuck

When I die, I'm throwing jesus out of that bitch and taking control

Does this mean that you plan to die young while you are still healthy and strong as opposed to when you get old where you become weak and have dementia?

Jesus has an army of zombies! they keep on coming

i'll just take the zombies' money and gear up

This post was edited by the_rest on May 15 2017 03:04pm

AMEN!!

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Why don't you pussies top yourselves right now then, before you get all wrinkly and gross?

That sentence doesn't even make any sense guy.